Hey Everyone,

Here's the deal with this blog: If you are looking for a factual, truthful, balanced and informative view of my life, look elsewhere. If you are seeking to understand my opinions, behaviour, obsessive compulsions or take a deeper delve into the inner working of my inner being, well, this site won't really help you.

You see, all of this writing is really practise for me as a writer, so not all of it is true, not all of it is real and not all of it is how I really feel; some of it is, but not a lot. And don't try and guess the real bits. You'll be wrong, my real life is way too unreal to be believable.

So just relax man, enjoy reading, stop coming up to me in the street asking if everything's ok, stop sending me the numbers of counsellors and psychotherapists. I'm cool, I'm fine and if I'm not I'll tell you personally.

Love you all!

John