Oh My Summer Holidaze

So guys, I've gone away, I'm not around, I am outta here. Well kinda, I'm actually appearing in Mikey the Pikey, a Chav Musical! Come see me sing and dance every day, 3.40pm, Pleasance Dome, Edinburgh. I'll even hang around in the bar afterwards and do a few card tricks, yeah I'm that awesome.

So, what with all this work and what not, I'm gonna take a summer break from the blog... wait wait, it's just for August before you get too panicky! C'mon I deserve it man? I'm sorry. But I made you all a little present! A Random VDP Blog Generator so you can access the back catalogue of over 200 mundane, arcane and insane ramblings. All you have to do is click [randomise] at the top of every page, or:

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               So people
               Come see the show
               Come say hello
               Even if you don't know
               Me.

Love you all baby, it'll be September before you know it.