Putting the IT in BITCH

All I.T. men want to be in Top Gun. Fact. Go into a room and ask to be introduced. As the roll is called you'll witness each and every one of them fight the urge to salute. Especially the Linux guys. In I.T. servers don't break; they go down. On MSN they've all got nicknames like SweatDog, or HangPuppy, they refuse to answer their phones unless they're wearing a headset, and the only reason they don't take showers together is because I.T. guys DON'T take showers. I say we throw them on a volleyball court and see what happens. Although it would have to be an indoor court as the only way to get a techie to a beach is to tell him the sea drive is corrupt.