Cheap Seats

When you're unaccompanied the arm rest is all well and good. Supportive, relaxing, it's like a cheaper version of my therapist. But as soon as you get company the good times are over. That arm rest turns into neutral air space. Any elbows in that locality is nothing short of an infringement. I'm tired of squeezing myself into pencil formation just because Jonny-crow-arms has decided he needs to read the paper. I say we build compartments, seat to ceiling. That way everyone would keep themselves to themselves and possibly feel strangely at home. Almost as if they were sitting on the toilet.