Single for a Reason

When I first started shaving, I once suggested to a few friends that both sexes experienced an equal degree of pain in this world. Women had the agony of childbirth to cope with, and men had the equivalent level of pain dissipated daily throughout their life in the scratch and scrape of the morning shave. Of course, as I've gotten older and grown to understand more about the world and this life, I've realised how silly and naive I was being... Labour's much easier.