Security Alert

Ladies and Gentlemen this is a customer announcement for a Mr Ming the Merciless. If there is a Mr Ming the Merciless in the station, would he please return to the ticket office immediately where his interplanetary death ray and army of robot soldiers are waiting for him. To avoid any unnecessary station closures in these times of heightened security, customers are reminded to please keep all cases, packages and weapons of global destruction with them at all times. Thank you.