A Blue Golf with the Lights on

Vicars occupy dangerous positions at the best of times, but a vicar with a tendency to pause in all the wrong places? Oh very, very bad. I was at a church last Sunday when the Collar came out with the following: I’ve... just got a message... that Shelley has passed....... ...up to me. The sound of thirty old ladies' relief has never been so audible. Well, at least outside the day ward.