Holey Logic

Pentecostal churches are a bad place to be if you’re epileptic. If you happen to start fitting, people just gather around saying ‘more lord! more of you!’ You'd better look elsewhere for assistance. Foam at the mouth and they start casting out demons, pinning you down and anointing you with oil. They should provide safe words, like they do in S&M (or so I've been told), then you can shout ‘cornflakes, cornflakes’ and everyone understands. Although having said that, they’d probably just pray for healing instead.