Ex-Rated

There is a play in London at the moment that Time Out has awarded Six Stars. Out of Five. Now, this cannot be; this is making a mockery of the whole star system. You cannot just add stars on willy nilly when something is exceptionally good. It's like giving it three thumbs up! Or 126%. (Which is ironically the exact score my friend achieved on his Further Maths A level.) Things can only be so good, everything has its limits; if we don't keep quality control on our quality control where will we be? Sitting in Five Star Holiday Inns, eating Michelin-Rated McDonald's, listening to Grammy Award-Winning James Blunt and reading the latest Pulitzer Prize Novel from Nobel Winner Dan Brown.