Snack Attack

After a recent mass in Scotland I went and had tea and biscuits with the father and a few friends of a friend. Now let me tell you, I haven’t had biscuits like that for a while; there were jaffa cakes, wafer fingers, bourbons, those marshmallow and biscuit chocolate covered things which I had totally forgotten about, it was like the greatest hits of biscuit! I would go to that church every goddamn week! I made a point of congratulating the Father and tea lady on their quite frankly astonishing selection. Actually I did this over and over again until they got a bit worried and started looking at me funny. And then I left. But still... they were some GOOD biscuits.