Shrapnel

Have you ever thrown money down the drain? You should try it sometime; it's very underrated. On a rainy day I've found it to be quite a satisfying alternative to all sorts of mindnumbing occupations and television. Listening to the tinkle of loose change as it tumbles out of circulation, it lightens the load, so to speak. There are some who would say it's wasteful, sure there are some, but then I don't drink, smoke, drive, shop, date or dine, so there's very little to spend my money on. Apart from drains that is. And I like them just fine.