Saturday, January 21, 2006

Pitch Perfect

Think the A-Team but with fur; a show that brings together Skippy, Flipper, Gentle Ben and Lassie; Kangaroo with Bear, Dog with Dolphin! These guys are a team now! No more Han Solo! Together they solve crimes, rescue strangers, rub out the bad guys. Picture this: a guy robs a bank, steals a car, pushes a granny down a hole, whatever, and he's running away but! Lassie's chasing him, chasing him fast, look at him go! but oh! the robber gets in a boat and speeds away! look's like he's gonna escape! but wait! is that Flipper? Go Flipper Go! Now Flipper's on his tail, the chase continues by sea! meanwhile Skippy's roughing up an informer in the bush and Gentle Ben goes down the local swamp to put the squeeze on... I know! it's genius! but wait, there's more, here's the best bit: at the end of every episode there's some huge calamity, Lassie's in a corner, Flipper's gonna be fish food, things look real bad... until Gentle Ben sends out a message on his patented Animmunicator (®) A siren goes off! all four creatures come together, mightily Morphin' into one gigantic Evil Smiting Beast! Part bear/dog/dolphin/kangaroo!! A KangaBearDogoPhino! Power Rangers eat your cold metallic heart out! I agree, it's no Charlie and Lola, but it's still gonna be huge! The Fintastic Fur!