Children's Stories

My best friend is a doctor, currently working in an A&E department in North London, let's call him Katie. So anyway, this couple walk in with their baby crying. The baby that is, not the couple; emotions would seem to be a little far-fetched for these two. He won't stop crying, they say. Katie picks up the baby, rocks him for two minutes and the baby goes as quiet as a mouse with a sore throat and no Strepsils. Yeah, they say, but watch. Taking the baby from his arms they dump his tiny body on a freezing table and stand back. Wait, they say. Sure enough moments later the baby starts crying. See! Cries all the time.