Unhandy Bags

What is it with women and their handbags that they can never, never locate their phone. All the women I've ever met, without exception, store their mobile so deep down in the darkest recesses of their Prada or Vuitton's that they have to drop breadcrumbs behind them everytime they want to check for messages. Soon as that familiar ring goes off they start scrabbling around like puppies in a sandpit, turfing keys, tampons and God knows what else out of their satchels and always, always managing to just miss the call. Then what do they do? Put the phone right back at the bottom, dump everything on top and shuffle it all about like a toy in a cereal box! I mean c'mon! Those bags have like a million pockets. They have pockets within pockets! Please for the love of all things sacred will you just start using one, just one tiny little compartment to keep your mobile close to home!