Creamy Beans

I home and a little bored. I may have some cornflakes in a bit, but that would mean I have to have soya milk with it and... well... it's just... well what does that stuff taste like? It definitely doesn't taste like milk that's for sure, because it's not from a cow is it? So how can it? What's it supposed to taste like anyway? The milk of a bean? You can't milk a bean. I end up thinking about it too much, like people who think prawns taste like worms, or lychees look like eyeballs, and I can't drink it. Puh. Yuk. Nasty stuff. And also I'm sure I heard that it was responsible for the destruction of the rainforest cos of all the Soya farm trees they keep chopping down. But maybe if I disguise it with cornflakes it'll be ok. Because I really like cornflakes, and for the lactose intolerant such as I, there may be no other way.